15 word fanfiction meme, because I don't want to do my homework.

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Susan Sto Helit (Discworld)
3. Tamora (Titus Andronicus)
4. Toby (Sweeney Todd)
5. David (The Lost Boys)
6. Mina Harker (Dracula)
7. Ophelia (Hamlet)
8. Hayley (Hard Candy)
9. Brother Justin (Carnivale)
10. Steerpike (Gormenghast)

2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

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My school is having auditions for Songspiel Mahagonny.

Hell.  I know I shouldn't audition, since there are so many good people here and I'll be heartbroken if I don't get into a Brecht show.  And yet, I once again find my willpower fading.

I have to choose a song to sing.  I want to do Pirate Jenny, but I imagine everyone's doing that...

1.  Got the polyps removed from my nose- terrifying experience, but I can finally breathe.  I just wish I didn't have to deal with so much blood.

2.  Though I didn't make it into As You Like It in September's auditions, one of the kids in the directing classes liked my audition- I'll be performing in her scene from The Madwoman of Challiot.

3.  Never read Titus Andronicus and then watch Al Franken tearing apart the lawyers who wanted Jamie Leigh Jones to not be able to take her gang rape case to court.  Seriously.  Because I did, and now I'm trying not to write their exchange in iambic pentameter.

 I'm thinking of making a fanmix.  Does anyone know of a guide to making one/uploading playlists?

Since everyone and their goldfish has been coming down on one side or the other of this spectacle, I guess I should put my thoughts in print.

It breaks my heart because I love so many of his movies, but the man did a horrible thing and should serve his sentence.  That said, I'm not going to boycott his films or the films of people who have come out supporting him.  If anyone should feel guilty in this instance it should be him, and not me for loving Rosemary's Baby and finding him adorable in The Fearless Vampire Killers.

I refuse to limit myself to the art of people I admire, and I also refuse to say that great art puts someone above the law.

Now if only every political blog I read could go just one day without ten posts about him...

 Yom Kippur.  It's only 9:30 and I'm already hungry...

In other news, the Westboro Baptist Church (aka the "God Hates Fags" assholes) picketed my temple.  Because apparently God hates Jews, too.  At least they put me in the same company as Heath Ledger and George Carlin.  I'm special!

Stolen from firecracker_sj

 1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine.

2. Comment here with your answers and repost the questionnaire on your own journal.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

 It's not that it's a movie about robots from space- I like robots, and I don't mind if they're from space.  It's not that it's a dumb action movie, because I've enjoyed plenty of those.  If someone asked me what I wanted to watch, a dumb action movie about robots from space might not be my first choice, but I wouldn't be morally opposed to it.

 As a female fan of westerns, there’s a certain feeling you get while watching DVD special features.  Maybe it’s the bevy of film critics talking about how The Wild Bunch changed their life, or the directors who saw The Good, The Bad And The Ugly as children and so decided they wanted to make movies.  The feeling can be articulated in a simple sentence: “Where are all the girls?”

            And, you realize, the makers of such special features aren’t being sexist or exclusive in having only male speakers, you’re just not the target audience and never have been.  Sure, it’s great that you loved their movie, but you’re not really expected to- and if you do, there’s still a suspicion that you’re not fully getting it.  It can make you feel like Claudia Cardinale in Once Upon A Time In The West, all the male eyes on you as you ride into a town where your kind is rarely seen.
            
           Thus, I find it interesting when western movies try to change things up in this regard and put a female character in the lead.  Female supporting cast members have always been common enough, and some of them are great (I particularly love the women in High Noon and Montgomery Clift’s love interest in Red River), but giving them the bulk of the screen time is something different, and it seems to me that there are three main ways filmmakers go about it- gender can be irrelevant, it can be patronized, or they can try treat it “normally”.

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Oh dear.  On my own, I'd pick David from the Lost Boys...


But seeing who everybody shipped me with in that meme a while back, I think I know who I'd end up with.

One more year left as a teenager.  I don't know whether to be happy or scared out of my mind.

I'm not sure I really need to write a full review of this, but a few point about the movie are worth noting:

1. It's not a masterpiece, but if you like seeing pretty guys in pinstripes shooting tommy guns and driving thirties cars- as I do- you could do a lot worse.

2.  Dillinger did not kill people, for fuck's sake!  He prided himself on it!

3. The movie tries to make Dillinger into a doomed figure, but Johnny Depp just seems too put-together and confident for it to work.  Maybe I wouldn't have minded this if I hadn't seen High Sierra, where Bogart played a character based on Dillinger, and he got it right- there was this tragic sense about him, that no matter what choice he took it was heading for disaster, and he knew it.  High Sierra even quotes the real Dillinger, saying that he was "rushing toward death", and it's something that Depp just didn't show.

But then again, it does have pretty guys in pinstripes shooting tommy guns and driving thirties cars.

My thread

Come on, I dare you...

Yes, it's bad.  But you already knew that.

I'm not really here to review Batman and Robin, since it's pretty much universally agreed to be the worst superhero movie ever made, and I didn't see anything that would make me disagree.  I wouldn't have even seen it if not for the Rifftrax.  I'm also not going to talk about the homoeroticism, which would be like shooting fish in a barrel (the presence of Bruce Wayne's girlfriend in the movie actually makes him seem more gay.)  What interested me about this brightly colored camp festival was a single issue raised by Batgirl.

"Chicks like you give women a bad name."
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So I dreamed that I was at Hogwarts (after the seventh book), and was sorted into Ravenclaw.  I went to sit at the table, where they had the best ice cream because they'd made it themselves using recipes they had invented.

Eventually, we realized that there were only five of us, while the other Houses had at least a hundred.  We began to speculate as to whether this was because we were the least important house or because one Ravenclaw was worth twenty Gryffindors.

I'm sure this dream symbolizes something...

Meme by hazy_chan 

First List your Top 5 fave Villians and what Fandom 

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1. I don't know which I want more- to marry Humphrey Bogart or to be Humphrey Bogart.
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Forgetting I'd already done this, I got ANOTHER list of three people...

atlantapendragon gave me: "Hamlet, Hob Gadling, and, uh, Barack Obama."
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So as some of you may know, my boyfriend and I had been frozen out by our friends for reasons we weren't told.  All we knew was that "a lot of little things" we'd done was making them wish we'd stop sitting at their table during lunch.

Or so we thought.  Upon direct confrontation, the story turned out to be very different.

One of our friends was indeed annoyed with us, mostly due to him being under a lot of stress with his personal life and snapping at everything.  Another friend (whose real name- Dan- I will use here, as he deserves it) was manipulating things so that we thought everyone else hated us and everyone else thought we were being pissy and avoiding them.

And why?  because he was still mad that I went out with Stefan and not him.

Dan is someone who always presented himself as the 'nice guy' option in my romantic future.  Dan is someone who told me that no matter what, he'd still be my friend and stand by me.  Dan is someone who claimed to be worried that Stefan was going to hurt me.  Dan is someone who told Stefan he still wanted to be his friend.  Dan is someone who is CURRENTLY STALKING ANOTHER GIRL- and by stalking, I mean looking in her window at night while she sleeps (which she told me.)

I want to put some of the blame on myself- I did break his heart, and to a certain extent I lead him on.  But the thing is, after I went with Stefan I told him that I'd understand if he hated me and didn't want to hang out with us anymore.  And he said no, he still wanted to be our friend.

At the point he said that, the blame has to fall on him.  I could have still respected him if he'd outright stopped talking to us, but by intentionally trying to play us against the rest of our friends (and against each other), he loses any sympathy from me.  And now that my friends know what he's been doing, he's lost a lot of them as well.

And in the future, I'll know to be a lot more careful with 'nice guys.'